Ugh…forever.

The internet has introduced me to so many fags, retards, and assholes.  The guy in the video is all fuckin’ three.  This internet shit rules.

Here’s another list of the best search terms that have led most of you animals to my site.

• Sex And The City (When did I write about those shitcunts?)
• Pissin’ Pussies (Why so specific?)
• Cunt (Still an absolute favorite of mine)
• Fucking Stupid (Sums me right up)
• Fack In Wilage (I have no idea what this means, but it infuriates me)
• Hilarious Faggots (The only thing that isn’t hilarious is the AIDS…well, maybe a little)
• Snow Crash Invented Adam And Eve (This brought me three hits.  Three hits….three.)
• Naked Granny, Granny Naked, Granny Pissing, Pissing Granny, Granny Piss, Granny Pussy (English people are as depraved as us Americans.  We’re better at it, though.)

I looked up “Snow crash invented adam and eve” and the following popped up.  Everything about it makes my blood boil.

http://web.cn.edu/kwheeler/lit_terms_n.html

There’s no hope.

Gas station camera catches video of a bug on the lens!  Shitty and depressing news at 11:

Made some animatics of my podcast, Stugots: The Podcast to try and get a series.  Look at ‘em.

The following has nothing to do with blacks, racists or the klan:

Well, he’s not dead, but he’s killing his band.  Scott…I mean Malefic, from the one man band, Xasthur, has had some sort of crisis or some shit and no longer wants to make Black Metal.   So long Malefic and thanks for making late night drunk driving on the Saw Mill lots of fun.

This match is, by far, one of the greatest in Professional Wrestling.  Watching this match, now knowing that Smith had been doing crack just a couple days earlier, Bret Hart had constructed and called the entire thing from beginning to end, Hart almost lost a nut and injured his ankle halfway through and it was all convincingly done in front of 80,000+ people is truly amazing.  Add to that the fact that Hart had done such an incredible job creating this match so that he could, not only, make Smith look great and win the IC belt, but make himself look even better, so that he could finally show McMahon that he deserved the Heavyweight Title and you’ve got one of the most beautiful in-ring performances captured on tape.  If you like or love wrestling and you haven’t read Hart’s book, do yourself a favor and fucking read it already.

I fucking love wrestling.

Skip to 2:10 for, “gooble.”