Ugh…forever.

I’m a part of a podcast in which me and two of my friends act like Guidos who cover all sorts of important topics, such as sunglasses, werewolves and bagels.
I thought it’d be cute if I made some comics out of short clips from the episodes. This is one of them.
Below is a clip from the Bagels episode. Click here to hear the entire episode and go to StugotsPodcast.com to hear all of the other ones.

Here’s the comic.

Those wacky-ass cupcakes and cookies.

I don’t give a flying cunt who played aggressive first and all that nonsense. There are way better bands that play heavy music better than your lame favorite bands. Hardcore and Thrash bands are the Hulk Hogans of their genres and the real Metal bands are the Randy Savages and the Roddy Pipers. Any real pro wrestling fan knows that faces are absolute pussies and nobodies and heels are the real entertainers and workers. Ugh, fuck casual Metal fans. Listen to these bands.

Face it, you sillygeese! Socialism will never work.

More douche chills, courtesy of Youtube.

While searching for “ghosts” on Youtube, I found this gem:

There are only seven, because not enough people come to my site, so…

7. “Centaur Fan” (There are actual fans of centaurs?)
6. “Dickheads” (You have to love anybody who searches that fuckin’ term.)
5. “Asshole Forever Com” (What the fuck?)
4. “Dickhead Card” (Again; what the fuck?)
3. “Cervical Cancer Comics” (I suppose Cervical Cancer can be funny.)
2. “Sex Ghosts” (The greatest part about this one is that it turned out the most hits to my site.)
1. “Comics With Child Abuse” (It’s nice that there are sick bastards like myself out there.)

If you do not want douche chills, do not watch this video.

Walking through Grand Central Terminal was some Southern cunt wearing a shirt with, “Warning: Don’t Feed The Taliban,” printed on it. I was staring at it and while I was doing so, Mr. Angrytwang said…well, look at the picture. When he confronted me, all I could do was laugh. He and his tubby tits lumbered off angrily.

Fuck Chewbacca. Mothafucka was always too loud. I love Star Wars, but hearing that cock grunt for two hours wears on me a bit and then I start to wonder why no one heard that hairy douche make his faggy noises when they were hiding and sneaking around. Fuck Chewbacca!