Ugh...forever.

Me and Mikey #1

brian — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 22:06:38 +0000

The fags in the following video only got glimpses of MJ, but I get to talk to the mothafucka. Fuck the British Press.

Science Fiction Stories #1

brian — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 07:41:04 +0000

The internet has introduced me to so many fags, retards, and assholes. The guy in the video is all fuckin’ three. This internet shit rules.

You Are All Filthy Creeps.

brian — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 07:34:51 +0000

Here’s another list of the best search terms that have led most of you animals to my site.

Sex And The City (When did I write about those shitcunts?)
Pissin’ Pussies (Why so specific?)
Cunt (Still an absolute favorite of mine)
Fucking Stupid (Sums me right up)
Fack In Wilage (I have no idea what this means, but it infuriates me)
Hilarious Faggots (The only thing that isn’t hilarious is the AIDS…well, maybe a little)
Snow Crash Invented Adam And Eve (This brought me three hits. Three hits….three.)
Naked Granny, Granny Naked, Granny Pissing, Pissing Granny, Granny Piss, Granny Pussy (English people are as depraved as us Americans. We’re better at it, though.)

I looked up “Snow crash invented adam and eve” and the following popped up. Everything about it makes my blood boil.

http://web.cn.edu/kwheeler/lit_terms_n.html

God Is A Cunt

brian — Sun, 13 Jun 2010 03:40:32 +0000

There’s no hope.

If I Were A Ghost #4

brian — Fri, 21 May 2010 07:14:15 +0000

Gas station camera catches video of a bug on the lens! Shitty and depressing news at 11:

Eh, Stunoooooooooood!!!

brian — Sun, 16 May 2010 03:48:29 +0000

Made some animatics of my podcast, Stugots: The Podcast to try and get a series. Look at ‘em.

Continue to give up hope.

brian — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 05:44:58 +0000

The following has nothing to do with blacks, racists or the klan:

Black Metal Icon Dead.

brian — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 04:26:03 +0000

Well, he’s not dead, but he’s killing his band. Scott…I mean Malefic, from the one man band, Xasthur, has had some sort of crisis or some shit and no longer wants to make Black Metal. So long Malefic and thanks for making late night drunk driving on the Saw Mill lots of fun.

You Should Love Bret Hart

brian — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:15:22 +0000

This match is, by far, one of the greatest in Professional Wrestling. Watching this match, now knowing that Smith had been doing crack just a couple days earlier, Bret Hart had constructed and called the entire thing from beginning to end, Hart almost lost a nut and injured his ankle halfway through and it was all convincingly done in front of 80,000+ people is truly amazing. Add to that the fact that Hart had done such an incredible job creating this match so that he could, not only, make Smith look great and win the IC belt, but make himself look even better, so that he could finally show McMahon that he deserved the Heavyweight Title and you’ve got one of the most beautiful in-ring performances captured on tape. If you like or love wrestling and you haven’t read Hart’s book, do yourself a favor and fucking read it already.

I fucking love wrestling.

If I Were A Ghost #3

brian — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:48:06 +0000

Skip to 2:10 for, “gooble.”