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		<title>My Brother&#8217;s Things</title>
		<link>http://ughforever.com/2012/04/11/my-brothers-things/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[monsters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goblins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[toys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[motu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mishka]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Go to Goblinpile.com.  It&#8217;s my brother&#8217;s blog.  He makes custom toys, which rule.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ughforever.com&amp;blog=5739231&amp;post=678&amp;subd=ughforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/krugor1.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-679" title="krugor1" src="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/krugor1.jpg?w=300&#038;h=300" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Go to <a href="http://goblinpile.com">Goblinpile.com</a>.  It&#8217;s my brother&#8217;s blog.  He makes custom toys, which rule.</p>
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		<title>A Thing I Do That Makes Me Happy.</title>
		<link>http://ughforever.com/2012/03/28/a-thing-i-do-that-makes-me-happy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2012 03:17:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dickheads]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Impact Wrestling]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;ve said, I backyard wrestle.  Our &#8220;company&#8221; is called EWA.  We have full episodes AND our Battle Royal up on our Youtube page. I am Claudio Cacciatore.  Watch if you want.  <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ughforever.com&amp;blog=5739231&amp;post=673&amp;subd=ughforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">As I&#8217;ve said, I backyard wrestle.  Our &#8220;company&#8221; is called EWA.  We have full episodes AND our Battle Royal up on our <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/westchesterewa">Youtube page</a>. I am Claudio Cacciatore.  Watch if you want.</p>
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<p style="text-align:center;"> <span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://ughforever.com/2012/03/28/a-thing-i-do-that-makes-me-happy/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/fJg25fmnX9s/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
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		<title>Self Defense Class</title>
		<link>http://ughforever.com/2012/03/27/self-defense-class/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 23:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My brother came up with this idea.  I thought it was funny so I made this:<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ughforever.com&amp;blog=5739231&amp;post=668&amp;subd=ughforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://goblinpile.com/">My brother</a> came up with this idea.  I thought it was funny so I made this:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/self-defense-copy.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-669" title="self defense copy" src="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/self-defense-copy.jpg?w=300&#038;h=300" alt="" width="300" height="300" /></a></p>
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		<title>More Naked, Pissing, SHITTING, Farting And Naked Grannies!</title>
		<link>http://ughforever.com/2012/01/07/more-naked-pissing-shitting-farting-and-naked-grannies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 01:47:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[god]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[grandma piss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[granny]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[naked grandma]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yep, you&#8217;re all gross scum.  Once again, the most amount of hits I get to this site is from a picture of an old lady pissing. This is what you dickheads see before clicking on my site, viewing my naked granny picture and most likely jerking off:<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ughforever.com&amp;blog=5739231&amp;post=659&amp;subd=ughforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">Yep, you&#8217;re all gross scum.  Once again, the most amount of hits I get to this site is from a picture of an <a href="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/pissin-copy.jpg">old lady pissing</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">This is what you dickheads see before clicking on my site, viewing my naked granny picture and most likely jerking off:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/grannynonsense.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-660" title="grannynonsense" src="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/grannynonsense.jpg?w=300&#038;h=178" alt="" width="300" height="178" /></a></p>
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		<title>Give Up Hope #16</title>
		<link>http://ughforever.com/2011/12/30/give-up-hope-16/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Dec 2011 05:15:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[annoyance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dickheads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frustration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[observations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cunt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Liberals a hypocrites and cunts.  The chicks especially.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ughforever.com&amp;blog=5739231&amp;post=655&amp;subd=ughforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cuntfull-copy.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-656" title="cuntfull copy" src="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/cuntfull-copy.jpg?w=300&#038;h=150" alt="" width="300" height="150" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Liberals a hypocrites and cunts.  The chicks</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">especially.</p>
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		<title>Game Nerd: Rasslin&#8217; Game</title>
		<link>http://ughforever.com/2011/11/26/game-nerd-rasslin-game/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 00:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My friend Mike and I are working on a wrestling-themed card game.  We&#8217;ve play-tested it and it&#8217;s fun as shit.  I&#8217;m working on the artand design of the game right now, so it&#8217;ll hopefully be out at the start of 2012.  The game is based on our backyard wrestling characters and company.  Here&#8217;s some art [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ughforever.com&amp;blog=5739231&amp;post=648&amp;subd=ughforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend Mike and I are working on a wrestling-themed card game.  We&#8217;ve play-tested it and it&#8217;s fun as shit.  I&#8217;m working on the artand design of the game right now, so it&#8217;ll hopefully be out at the start of 2012.  The game is based on our backyard wrestling characters and company.  Here&#8217;s some art from it.</p>
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		<title>Shit You Searched For: &#8220;Granny&#8221; Edition</title>
		<link>http://ughforever.com/2011/09/10/shit-you-searched-for-granny-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 21:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A while back, I posted the following drawing: This one drawing has brought me THE MOST HITS to this site.  Below are some of my favorite search terms related to this drawing.  You fucking creeps. granny pissing (In the last 30 days alone, this has brought me 99 hits. Not including variants, such as:) granny [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ughforever.com&amp;blog=5739231&amp;post=643&amp;subd=ughforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;">A while back, I posted the following drawing:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/pissin-copy.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-253" title="pissin copy" src="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/pissin-copy.jpg?w=206&#038;h=300" alt="" width="206" height="300" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">This one drawing has brought me THE MOST HITS to this site.  Below are some of my favorite search terms related to this drawing.  You fucking creeps.</p>
<ul>
<li style="text-align:left;">granny pissing (In the last 30 days alone, this has brought me 99 hits. Not including variants, such as:)</li>
<li style="text-align:left;">granny piss (So, you just want to see a puddle of old lady piss?)</li>
<li style="text-align:left;">pissing granny</li>
<li style="text-align:left;">grandma pissing</li>
<li style="text-align:left;">naked granny pissing (This is my favorite.  It&#8217;s so specific.  Because, you know, if you use any of the search terms above, you&#8217;ll only get old ladies pissing their pants.)</li>
</ul>
<div style="text-align:left;">Other &#8220;granny&#8221; ones:</div>
<div style="text-align:left;">
<ul>
<li>naked granny</li>
<li>granny naked</li>
<li>granny porn</li>
<li>grandma naked (What do you get when you just search &#8220;grandma?&#8221;)</li>
<li>granny pussy (You people are horrible.)</li>
</ul>
<div style="text-align:center;">To further demonstrate how despicable you are, here are these things you searched for:</div>
<div style="text-align:center;">
<ul>
<li style="text-align:left;">naked kid drawings</li>
<li style="text-align:left;">boys pissing</li>
</ul>
<div>I don&#8217;t wanna know what I did to get seven hits outta those.</div>
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		<title>Drawin&#8217; Tweets</title>
		<link>http://ughforever.com/2011/09/07/drawin-tweets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 02:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On occasion, I will be illustrating tweets for Twaggies.com.  Below is the first one I did for them.  You should go there and enjoy everyone else&#8217;s, too.  If you don&#8217;t&#8230;well you don&#8217;t&#8230;what do you want from me?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ughforever.com&amp;blog=5739231&amp;post=639&amp;subd=ughforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On occasion, I will be illustrating tweets for <a href="http://twaggies.com/">Twaggies.com</a>.  Below is the first one I did for them.  You should go there and enjoy everyone else&#8217;s, too.  If you don&#8217;t&#8230;well you don&#8217;t&#8230;what do you want from me?</p>
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		<title>Thank You, Amasis.</title>
		<link>http://ughforever.com/2011/07/26/thank-you-amasis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jul 2011 08:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>brian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Osirian Portal is a wrestling tag team known for their flashy, high-flying and innovative wrestling style.  The Portal formed in 2007 and in only a few short years, became a favorite among independent wrestling fans.  The Osirian Portal is best known in the wrestling world for their in-ring antics, most notably, hypnotizing their opponents [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ughforever.com&amp;blog=5739231&amp;post=631&amp;subd=ughforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Osirian Portal is a wrestling tag team known for their flashy, high-flying and innovative wrestling style.  The Portal formed in 2007 and in only a few short years, became a favorite among independent wrestling fans.  The Osirian Portal is best known in the wrestling world for their in-ring antics, most notably, hypnotizing their opponents into dance contests.</p>
<div id="attachment_632" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 193px"><a href="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/osirianportal.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-632" title="osirianportal" src="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/osirianportal.jpg?w=497" alt=""   /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Amasis and Ophidian making their way to the ring.</p></div>
<p>The Portal has had a few members come and go, but the core members and the two who created the team are Ophidian and Amasis.  The team is best known for its work in the wrestling promotion, <a href="http://chikarapro.com">Chikara</a>, a company made up of outlandish characters, yet dedicated to providing its fans with a one-of-a-kind product that, some say, has helped revolutionize professional wrestling.  The Osirian Portal are a product of Chikara&#8217;s wrestling school, Chikara&#8217;s Wrestle Factory, and it shows, with their goofball antics fitting right in with the company&#8217;s vision.</p>
<p>That said, I just wanted to make this post as a tribute to the member of The Osirian Portal, Amasis, who in my opinion, was really the star of the tag team.  Unfortunately, an accident, not related to the industry, has forced Amasis to retire.  Hearing this news really did break my heart, because he was, not only a rising star in the industry, with loads of talent, he was a part of a small group of people in the world of professional wrestling, who&#8217;s love of and passion for the sport shined through in his performance.  This is why he was so much fun to watch in the ring.</p>
<div id="attachment_633" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 131px"><a href="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/amasis.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-633" title="amasis" src="http://ughforever.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/amasis.jpg?w=497" alt=""   /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Amasis with an early version of his in-ring attire.</p></div>
<p>Amasis, I just want to thank you for giving a fuck about the business and the fans and ALWAYS putting a smile on my face every time you appeared in the ring.  Your presence in professional wrestling will sorely be missed.  The world of professional wrestling took a big blow when it was announced that you were forced to retire.  I&#8217;d really like people to know who this man was and what he meant to so many wrestling fans.</p>
<p>You jerkoffs may think professional wrestling is stupid and you&#8217;re entitled to your horseshit opinions, but you can&#8217;t take away from this man, the hard work and passion he put into something that he loved.  We all know how difficult that is and we can all relate to the disappointment of being told you can no longer go on doing it.  Again, thank you Amasis.</p>
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<p style="text-align:center;">Here&#8217;s some of The Osirian Portal&#8217;s work, if you&#8217;re interested and are not familiar:</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://ughforever.com/2011/07/26/thank-you-amasis/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/u8KokE8CjIc/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
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		<title>The EWA Has Its Day</title>
		<link>http://ughforever.com/2011/06/09/the-ewa-has-its-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 18:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I&#8217;ve mentioned before, I&#8217;m a backyard wrestler.  Well, someone who gets it decided to write an article about us and our &#8220;company,&#8221; EWA.  If you&#8217;re, in any way, interested in reading it, here it is: &#160; Westchester’s fake-fight club Written by MARK LUNGARIELLO Thursday, 09 June 2011 14:31 Greg sat at his desk one [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=ughforever.com&amp;blog=5739231&amp;post=613&amp;subd=ughforever&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<td valign="top">Written by MARK LUNGARIELLO</td>
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<td valign="top">Thursday, 09 June 2011 14:31</td>
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<td valign="top">Greg sat at his desk one recent morning, with a smile on his face not usual for the 9 a.m. crowd. On the tabletop, balanced between the keyboard, monitor and a few Post-It’s were two neon bulbs – those long, thin bulbs common for sterile light fixtures in office buildings.<br />
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Co-workers had changed the lights the night before and rather than throw away the old, dead bulbs, they left them for Greg.“We figured your friends could break these over your head,” they said. Greg was touched.Garbage gets Greg’s imagination going these days. The backyard-wrestling league he fake-fights in is back for the summer, and rummaging through the trash might produce some treasure like an old computer keyboard that could be used as a prop on match day. These things usually end up broken over their heads, or used as something painful to fall on from high up on the turnbuckles of the homemade wrestling ring.</p>
<p>Greg, 29, isn’t afraid to pull over his car and grab something off the curb if it’s destructive and interesting enough.</p>
<p>“You’d be amazed what you find in front of people’s houses on Tuesday,” he said.</p>
<p>Brian, another wrestler in the league, told me he looks at garbage differently than he used to. “I have people text messaging me, ‘there’s garbage at whatever location,” he said. Brian thought better of snagging a large tube television off someone’s curb last week, because breaking an old clunker like that over his friend’s noggin might be dangerous, even by these guys’ standards.</p>
<p>Their standards of safety are untraditional you might say, but these aren’t your standard backyard wrestlers either. People might expect behavior like this from kids out in the bayou or somewhere remote, but not from a group of adults in Westchester County. Several of the participants in this league, which they call the EWA, are college educated – Brian and Greg among them. They have been known to show up to work bruised, and sometimes scarred, from their weekend matches.</p>
<p>Interestingly, most of the crew is pretty open about their participation in the league – they post photos on Facebook and talk about it with co-workers. Brian did so at a previous job at an eyeglass store. “They didn’t care, they just wanted me not to get hurt so I can come to work,” he said.</p>
<p>The leader and mastermind of the EWA works at a local public school district. The other wrestlers call him “Hollywood Joe” and like most of the members of the league, he doesn’t look like a wrestler – under six-feet-tall and well south of 200 pounds.</p>
<p>It’s the backyard of the home he rents in Rye Brook where each weekend these grown men come, dressed in face paint and wigs and full body costumes, and pretend to beat each other up.</p>
<p>It was “Hollywood’s” obsession with pro-wrestling that created this fake-fight club, according to the members. The ring he built in his backyard is an impressive 16 feet across, and he estimates he’s dumped about $2,200 into building it. It dominates the yard the way a Grecian fountain might. When it’s not in use, the ring is covered with tarp.</p>
<p>Hollywood, 29, started building the ring last year, as he approached the sobering 30-years-old mark. He looked back with nostalgia at the reckless days of youth when he and his friends would wrestle in their parents’ yards. He figured it was his last chance to do something this crazy.</p>
<p>“If we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do this now,” he said. “You can’t do this in five years.”</p>
<p>At first it started as a bit of a joke, but as it progressed, the ring construction consumed him. Many of the pieces were taken from the trash (where else?), but wood and other material were purchased at Home Depot and elsewhere. The mat is layered to sound painful, have bounce, but also not hurt much for the fighters. Its surface is canvas, underneath there is plywood, mattresses, and gym mats. He spent hours, days, weeks in the backyard just building it all and even now, he continually tweaks it to reinforce the structure, make repairs, or to try to make it safer. “It was a pain and a lot of money in duct tape,” he explained.</p>
<p>His friends say the construction was a testament to Hollywood’s tendency to be consumed by his hobbies (they note his extensive Star Wars figures and Dragon Ball Z DVD collection). Soon the ring was a reality, fights were being taped each weekend, and what was supposed to be “one last time,” is now entering its second year.</p>
<p>Hollywood was so proud of the construction, he invited his 55-year-old father to participate. Dad played “The King,” an Elvis impersonator, and together they hosted a tribute to grandpa who died years ago. The winner of the match won grandpa’s old war medal.</p>
<p>The ring remains the star of the show, even above the characters the guys portray like “Claudio Cacciatore,” a short-tempered Brooklynite, and “Deep South Revival,” a tag team who are ‘heels’ which is pro-wrestling for “bad dudes.” Neighbors often watch from their balconies, laughing and cheering. Friends and family sit in a row of folding chairs. Some chairs later get used as weapons in the matches, a few have the school district Hollywood works at stamped on them. But the seats aren’t stolen, he said. They were taken from the trash when the school bought new ones.</p>
<p>Whoever’s not fighting takes his turn videotaping while standing on a short ladder doubling as an on-air commentator. Hollywood later cuts the video and burns it all to DVD. To mimic pro-wrestling as much as possible, the wrestlers get dressed in the kitchen while someone announces them from outside. The fighters emerge from the backdoor through a blanket-shrouded doorway, while music from a boombox plays their pre-chosen “entrance songs.” (The music was first played from stereos in cars parked in the driveway, but the sound of car engines starting up could be heard on the video).</p>
<p>And even though the EWA is a boys’ club through and through, the audience often includes women. Three regulars include some of the wrestlers’ girlfriends, including Nydia, who dates Brian, the former eyeglass store employee. She said she is often a nervous viewer, fearing Brian will be hurt, but she shrugged off the question if she finds the behavior strange. “They’re living out their dreams,” Nydia, 26, said. “If it makes him happy, I get behind it.”</p>
<p>But not everyone ‘gets it.’</p>
<p>“It’s actually affected our relationships,” Hollywood said.</p>
<p>Some feared getting hurt, and so wouldn’t participate. Others were camera shy and didn’t want pictures of themselves wrestling getting out and possibly affecting their jobs. One good friend of Hollywood’s, who is married with a kid, has become completely estranged from the group.</p>
<p>“I invited him to watch,” Hollywood said. “He never returns my call.”</p>
<p>Still, they are quick to body slam the thought that what they are doing is strange or geeky or anti-social. They note how physically demanding the fights get, with the participants sore for days and days after matches. They view their league no differently than someone who plays in a men’s baseball league.</p>
<p>“I’d rather hang out with my friends and pretend to beat each other up,” Greg told me.</p>
<p>And even though the storylines and the staging of the event are the focus, there’s something to be said for the ‘release’ of it all. Sure, leading up to filming a “Tuesday Night Takedown” (which ironically is filmed on Sunday), they call each other and discuss how the match will go and what the storyline of the characters will be. But a lot of it is just that primal thing, that guy thing.</p>
<p>“A nice, well-placed chair shot might prevent me from actually punching someone in the face during the week,” Brian joked.</p>
<p>And maybe it’s more than just adrenaline; maybe it’s existential. In a recent match, Hollywood hurt his back.</p>
<p>“I couldn’t move without feeling like there was a nail in my nerves,” he said. But he got up and finished the fight anyway. “There’s an honor in that.”</td>
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